Conan the Barbarian – Trailer 2

Conan the Barbarian - Trailer 2, 7.4 out of 10 based on 9 ratings

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Our Rating:
7.0


Testosterone oozes from every pixel in this new “Conan” trailer.

Innovative action sequences are accompanied by a pulsating heavy-metal score. But blood-thirst is not the only instinct this trailer quenches. It’s also interspersed with flashes of love-making and filled with phallic symbolism, in the form of snakes and swords. One scene cuts from a cleavage close-up to a monstrous serpentine snake. Freud’s favorite organ is turning up in his grave.

Just incase the trailer hadn’t already reached full subliminal penetration, the final graphic of “Conan’s” sword plunging into the title copy is sure to park the car in the garage.

Comments

  1. SMACK posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 8:48 pm.

    Great trailer. Way better then the first trailer. That one f*****g sucked!

  2. DISCO RULES posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 9:14 pm.

    IT’S NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.IT’S OK.

  3. zippppy posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 9:25 pm.

    ITS OK. Not the greatest trailer of the world, but it’s solid.

  4. Tina G. posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 9:29 pm.

    He is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. xxx posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 9:40 pm.

    He is hot. I would bang the shit out of him.

  6. Viktor Rolf posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 9:44 pm.

    It’s good not great.

  7. Viktor Rolf posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 9:47 pm.

    He is married 2 Lisa Bonet.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000956/bio

  8. flowersuck posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 9:48 pm.

    It’s not bad.

  9. Flower Power posted the following on May 4, 2011 at 9:52 pm.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

  10. X-MEN posted the following on May 5, 2011 at 8:24 pm.

    What shop got this one?

  11. Sister posted the following on May 5, 2011 at 8:26 pm.

    I think it was Mojo.

  12. The Informant posted the following on May 5, 2011 at 8:30 pm.

    not sure, we haven’t gotten word yet from anyone. It wouldn’t surprise me if Mojo did it.

  13. POP posted the following on May 5, 2011 at 10:02 pm.

    C+ at best. Come on. People.

  14. POPCORN posted the following on May 5, 2011 at 10:04 pm.

    He is buff!!!!!!! Tim must be so happy 2 work on this one.

  15. Snack posted the following on June 3, 2011 at 7:23 pm.

    Give me a break. This movie will suck big time. Just wait.

  16. Hi posted the following on June 4, 2011 at 10:17 pm.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC1Hbiwfx6Q

  17. AVCHICK posted the following on June 5, 2011 at 8:31 am.

    Love this movie. He’s Hot!


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